Entangled by Kate McDowell
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be and adventurer like you, but then I got married.”
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
Playground deathtraps v. 1
Does no one remember the centrifugal force we mastered in elementary school to violently hurl each other across the playground?
I must not be googling hard enough but how is it that the two most simple designs out there have not yet been molded into a scaffold piercing on the open market?
Okay well my little addition with poseidon and the tentacle might complicate things but all I want is a silver normal bar sized trident. Hell, even a gaff would be kickass.
I’m dont have the three-piercing trident style nor will i accept the “pitchforks” I found online. Gaaaah.
Class notes on Edith Wharton’s House of Mirth and Letters from an American Farmer by Crevocoeur